Well, this is a weird one!
Enviro-crusader and “litter picker” Paul Southworth (I am a fan!) was recently out cleaning trash from Arastradero Lake in California–it’s nestled in the San Francisco Bay area. Woo hoo!
Here’s the lake, tucked away near Palo Alto:
“One day I found a wine bottle floating in an area where debris tends to collect and I dragged it to shore,” Paul told me. When he got ahold of the bottle, he realized it was no normal piece of trash! “It contained a rolled-up sheet of paper,” he said, “faded from sun exposure and soaked with lake water.”
When he took out the paper, he found it was covered in writing on both sides–English on one side, German on the other.
The hand writing is different on each side, but the message appears to be about the same.
It’s pretty hard to read, right? Here’s what Paul was able to read on the English side:
Please, help us: we are in this place for a stupid disguise that has happened one year ago. We are two guys from Italy and Germany, and we are now on a island in France, near Breton coast. Our parents know where is this place, so if you’d just write to one of them (better to advise both of them) we could be saved in no time; don’t worry about the date because we will probably stay here until somebody will receive this message: it is the only sheet of paper and the only bottle that we have and this island is feared from the fishermen and the people around here because of old legends. The nature here provides us water and fruits but obviously we don’t want to spend the rest of our lives here. We tried to sail away with a wooden boat that we built, but currents are too strong around here. If you don’t want to help us please just put the message again in the bottle so that somebody else could read it. We hope you will understand our English and that you’ll do
(Remainder of this page is very faded. There is a postscript, signatures, and dates.)
On the reverse is a similar message in German which is difficult to make out due to the handwriting and the fact that my German is not that good. It concludes with the legible address:
Via Bodrio 21
43100 Porporano, Parma
Stefan’s address is also there but not legible.
So there you go. That’s what we have. A message in a bottle, claiming to have been thrown from an island off France, but mysteriously found in a landlocked lake in California, written in English and German, asking for the finder to contact a parent in Italy. Any questions? 🙂
WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?!
Is this message a joke?
“If it’s a joke,” Paul told me, “I think it’s a pretty good joke, well executed and made more interesting by the long time it spent in the water. I would love to hear from Stefan or Daniele even if the note was a prank.”
Paul has tried to track down the Daniele whose address is listed, but so far has received no response. Maybe if enough of us spread the word about this message, Daniele and or Stefan will see it and we’ll learn the story behind this bizarre message!